haha gary juz sent me this..

HAZARDOUS MATRIALS DATA...

Element: woman

symbol: 0+

discoverer: Adam

atomic mass: accepted at 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

physical properties:

1 body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
2 boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason
3 found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore

chmical properties:

1 reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
2 explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3 the most powerful money reducing agent known

common use

1 highly ornamental, esp in sports cars
2 can greatly aid relaxation
3 can be a very effective cleaning agent

hazards
1 turn green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2 possession of more than one will cause explostion
3 get electrified when staring


haha quite funny lah..
and he said he found it in Moorrison..
OMG.. what's the logic?
haha maybe they are the nearest block to Moor lah..
must make them not very interested in gals..

posted by panda xuan @ 12:01 AM